18 Game Reviews
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Obey! The Game
Fantastic.
I beat 149 Levels, extremely fun, and when that sh*t gets SERIOUSLY fast paced, it requires some serious reaction time as to whether to obey or disobey, and then after that, you have to be quick to make sure you do/don't do the objective in the amount of time left - it got to the point where there was literally 1 second of time to react and do the goal. Awesomeness. 10/10
Exmortis 2
OMFG
HOLY HELL THE CRAWLSPACE! 10/10
Achievement Unlocked
For those of you who dont know
The Contra part isn't a level select code, it's actually the cheat for 30 lives in Contra, it's UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A, if you didn't know that, then you obviously haven't played many retro games, and that's a damn shame, but on topic, this game was awesome, not only because it was quite fun, but because it points out the stupidity that modern gamers give in to. Rather than making better gameplay elements, they now throw in achievements to keep you distracted from the fact that the game that you're playing is actually quite generic and can easily be slapped with a genre label because originality in video games doesn't exist anymore, and the ridiculous nature of some of the achievements in this game were extra funny because again, it points out some of the stupid crap that some of these games have you do. Nice game, with my favorite - social commentary!
Mastermind: World Conqueror
Simply Amazing...
Despite the minor glitches that the author is already aware of, this game is highly addictive, and great fun. I just played through its entirety without blinking. The gameplay is simple at first, but leads you into more strategic and challenging elements as you level up. I honestly can't think of anything negative to say, this is the perfect flash strategy game. Best I've ever played hands-down.
Goliath The Soothsayer
Not a fan of the Mars Volta, but GREAT!
Excellent story, pretty scary at some points, [No Spoilers for you!]. Not too hard, but was definitely a mind trip. Especially at the diary (Not a spoiler, if you get there you'll read the creepiness).
Very fun, I played it twice and got both endings.
The Last Stand.
Difficulty Problems, But Solid Overall
This was EXTREMELY easy but very well done. The graphics are excellent, the weapons are even better (Wow, the Barrett was great!), but I found that it was so easy because if you spend 6 on Weapons and 6 on Survivors for the first couple days, you can get all the survivors and at least 1 automatic weapon. Once you have all your survivors you pump your hours into weapons and you can get the more powerful weapons. I didn't repair my barrier from day 8 until I beat it. Other than that this game is perfect. The only thing you can do in a next version is add more weapons, more survivors, and more days!
Toytown Tower Defense
Extremely Easy
This was EXTREMELY easy but very well done. The graphics are excellent, the weapons are even better (Wow, the Barrett was great!), but I found that it was so easy because if you spend 6 on Weapons and 6 on Survivors for the first couple days, you can get all the survivors and at least 1 automatic weapon. Once you have all your survivors you pump your hours into weapons and you can get the more powerful weapons. I didn't repair my barrier from day 8 until I beat it. Other than that this game is perfect. The only thing you can do in a next version is add more weapons, more survivors, and more days!
rS Tower Defence VER3
Uh Oh, A Glitch!
On level 1, place 1 basic tower and upgrade it once. Hold in space. Once that tower finishes off the level, you can skip until level 9999999 if you wanted to. But you wont be able to kill anything. Even still, I got to level 3027 with one basic tower upgraded once haha. Otherwise, a pretty solid game, uses simple algorithms to just up the enemy health and rewards depending on the wave number. There is no end to this I'm guessing? Pretty good TD, although it could use sound and music and polishing and such...
Bloons Tower Defense 2
Outstanding!
Excellently fun. I beat all 3 modes, although it took me a couple tries to get my build down for hard, I finally got it the third time. I can't wait to see what comes next in the Bloons Defense series.
VR Defender Y3k
Pretty Easy
This game is AWESOME. The different towers are awesome and can all work together to help you win the game. The upgrade system is fair and makes sense cost wise. The levels get progressively harder but reward you more so you can upgrade more. The only drawback is that it is EXTREMELY easy with the exception of impossible mode. All you have to do to win is get 2 level 3 Gun turrets to start which will cover you for the first couple levels, then you just need to build MASSIVE amounts of freeze towers with flamethrowers at the choke points. Keep upgrading the freeze towers and max out your flamethrowers and throw in some lightning towers or void towers. Keep them coming! Eventually all of the enemies will be frozen at one spot on the map, allowing all of your towers to attack it, along with 4 flamethrowers tearing them apart. Very simple, but very fun. 9/10
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